do not wear shoes inside pls
bathroom slippers and room slippers are different
the nirvana tshirt i use for cleaning is for cleaning the table and the side table and not the floor
do not support the existence of israel inside my house
the person next to you in the circle is the only person who is allowed to change the song playing and they (person that has decided the previous's song was not worthy enough) must give up their queue song for that turn.
i will purchase a doodle book for visitor doodles, do not draw porn on it
cheeto dust fingers are illegal also apologies, cheetos are illegal. chips are the reels of food and must be treated as such, anti social
be incomprehensible when talking to me, i am not interested in linear causal reason thought and sub supporting thoughts pls let it flow. i will forget information delivered straight but if in your chaotic word vomit you spit out a diamond, i will remember it
explicitly tell me if you want food or want to order food. unfortunately eating is a monotonous chore or indulgence equal to alcohol for me, no in between
pray when an ambulance passes by my window
do NOT insult my friends who are strange or unconventional, the only person ur allowed to be mean to is me! if i am hosting you i already have a god complex and id volunteer to being the butt of jokes sacrificial lamb in case we cannot find common topics or conversation dies down. pls insult my tastes and my bookshelf and my posters to get closer to eachother, i am enjoying my place as the alien force humanity unites itself against here.
i have enough disk space to download one game always, the download should finish until we are done talking and id love to play with you
the boxing gloves and bean bag chair in the hall are for you to take out your frustration on. also feel free to stim out. as children we would randomly perform a high jump because energy comes to the body but the Gaze shames you into suppressing these little jolts and stims, we must fight the Gaze as it creates the Resistance
do not use the floor as ashtray
if you order instamart or blinkit and it is food that does not grow on the earth, please take it with you
you are not allowed to be mean during board games, it is difficult for some of us
there is a microphone and midi keyboard setup if you'd like to drop 8 bars, but not more than that, we are 25 and we must be serious at this age
do not say to me the words "damn your bookmark doesnt move huh" when looking at my active read
anything under 50 rupees is on the house for whoever pays, anything under 500 follows a "i carry this you pay next one my baby". if you object to this, kindly get your money up.
if you want to purchase substances from me or any parties present in my place, please leave a written message asking the giving party very politely "can you commit a crime for me", post accountability ritual we shall bring out the gram scale and do logistics seriously. and by substances i mean creatine monohydrate and caffiene based drinks only.
if you leave something at my place, please msg me the next time we meet so i can give you the thing. i will need to be reminded as i am a "post memory" person who believes memorizing has little value left in this day and age of the internet and we must only have mental space for the connections between information we have internalized.
inform me of recent beef you have with the involved parties if they happen to be present
i will throw entire conversation away the moment someone suggests a creative act, making things together brings people together since dawn of time. do not let shame override you suggesting things. activity is better than non activity. feeding the Resistance leads to a life of inaction which kills you, spiritually speaking.
if you see me making the "stank face" and moving my head in rhythm to the song you have played, please like it so it gets saved to my liked songs.